‘Do You Want To Boost Your Funeral?’
To begin, I believe this is the first time “Do you want to increase your funeral?” has been asked in recorded history. Please excuse our antiquated thinking but we never saw funerals as being in critical need of an enlivening social occasion. This “professional mourner,” as he calls himself, is willing to have your funeral amplified. We genuinely hope that individuals will already be doing this for free, since his basic offering is crying out for $50.![This image has an empty alt attribute](https://viralsharks.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/56a1a97270d6a9c443b24ce69ff86268905c47f7e273004188ced6397d34f83d_1.jpg)
Who Would Buy Those?!
Despite our best efforts, we still don’t know who this listing is intended for. We can’t conceive of a better target audience for wasp parts than folks who like picking up hitchhikers and devouring them. Although this ad stands boldly offering a wasp for sale, there is some assembly necessary. Don’t let the price scare you away from this product.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture21-21.jpg)
Just Plug It In…
He managed to pull it off! Finally, he got it done! It’s believed that humans have been using hand-held hammers for 3.3 million of those years. When Stone Age man learned that using hammers with handles made them more efficient, he was 32,000 years ahead of us in our modern era of cloud computing and self-lacing shoes. We felt we’d come a long way, but it seemed like it was the end of the road.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture25-11.jpg)
This One Is Actually Genius
In light of this, our attorneys have advised us to be very clear on one point: We do not support scamming energy providers. That being said, this concept is both brilliant and sad. If you don’t pay your energy bill, the personnel who come to shut it off won’t be able to do so if they notice a wasps’ nest covering the cabinet, on paper, it’s a rather straightforward situation.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture15-11.jpg)
The ‘Splash Factor’?
This post tells us that there IS a waiting list, which is possibly the least truthful statement ever written by a human being. This isn’t because we don’t believe it’s reasonable to charge between $50 and $75 for this – it’s because we don’t know what it is. Because of its placement, this device could only be used by a guy who wanted to ascend to the top of the list.![This image has an empty alt attribute](https://viralsharks.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tumblr_d1f9c1037fa138619033c5238deac5a0_2fb74eb9_1280.jpg)
You Need To Be A REAL Fan..
You may have heard of the practice of selling air in a canister. A lot of people are doing it these days, particularly in countries like China and India, where pollution is a big problem. Even a business in Canada is selling mountain air for $32. Isn’t it just plain silly? We haven’t even mentioned the celebrity genre yet. Kanye West concert airbags were put up for auction in 2015, but no one bought them. From a starting price of $5, it went on to sell for $60,100.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture17-21.jpg)
Car Door Handle With Whose Autogtaph?
Although door knobs are often available on the secondary market, this must be a first. An entrepreneurial vendor was not happy to just sell the door handle to Nissan Altima owners who had been in an accident but wanted to sweeten the pot a little. Because they claimed it was autographed by America’s first president, George Washington, they achieved their goal.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture401.jpg)
Take My Money!
Uber and Lyft have revolutionized transportation by removing it from the skilled hands of trained professionals like bus and taxi drivers and placing it in the hands of your local eccentric. What’s not to enjoy about the possibility of kidnapping and dismemberment while getting where you need to go? Honestly, the only way this situation could be improved is if you hired this person.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture38-11.jpg)
That’s Expensive!
The Devil Went Down to Georgia, a famous country song about the Devil’s attempt to win a young man’s soul in a fiddle-playing contest, is well-known. We’re guessing Satan is laughing all the way to the bank these days since nowadays, all you have to do is go on to eBay. People have been attempting to list their everlasting souls many times since the year 2000. In other cases, they tried to raise the bar by asking for $2,000. An offer of $20.50 was made to a depressed Canadian man.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture24-11.jpg)
Do The Previous Owners Know About This?
The number of questions and existential crises sparked by a single photograph has never been this high, yet here we are. These are reportedly $500 used coffins. We’re not sure whether that’s $500 for the whole funeral or $500 for each coffin, and we’re not sure which is worse at this point. That’s mostly because they seem to have been dug out hastily and piled on top of one other.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture10-11.jpg)
Would You Eat Virgin Mary?
The Shroud of Turin has had its day. A grilled cheese sandwich emblazoned with the picture of Jesus’ mother has nothing to do with the linen reportedly carrying his face. A grilled cheese sandwich bearing the face of the Virgin Mary was put up for sale by Diana Duyser, a Floridian. She claims to have made the sandwich in 1994, but after taking a mouthful, she recognized that it had been blessed by God.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture8-11.jpg)
A Jar With A Real Ghost In It.
It’s not very often that an eBay ad takes no responsibility for the actions of evil spirits. Even if that’s precisely what occurred in 2003 with bids beginning at $99 on a jar that was put up for auction. In an “ancient abandoned graveyard,” the vendor reportedly used a metal detector to locate a wooden box containing two glass jars. One of them was broken, and a “dark mist” leaked out of it.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture13-11.jpg)
Is Your Pet Ready For War?
Do you really love your pet enough to get it a suit of armor? Multiple merchants on eBay and Etsy have bravely posted this topic. There is no way to keep your pets safe from harm if you don’t have scale mail on them, no matter where you take them. As an example, check out the 2013 eBay auction for this custom-made guinea pig armor.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture6-11.jpg)
Nightmares Are Included Into The Price
At the very least, we can argue that the vendor is being upfront with us. Even though we hadn’t heard of “cacks” until 35 seconds ago, we can’t think of a better name for them. To a young person, a child’s birthday party is a once-in-a-lifetime experience that is loaded with everything they could possibly want or need: fun and frivolous games and activities for the whole partygoers, and of course, cake.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture16-11.jpg)
At Least It’s Cheap
It’s an intriguing legal conundrum: while human trafficking is explicitly prohibited on eBay, is it also criminal to sell fictitious friends? The response is a resounding no for a wide range of folks. There have been several listings for imaginary companions on this site, ranging in price from $100 to $6,000. In the case of a 22-year-old Londoner, Bernard, her imagined closest buddy, was offered 99 pence (approximately $1.30).![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture11-11.jpg)
Next To Marilyn
Marilyn Monroe is one of the few celebrities who has captivated the public’s imagination to this day. Her chest X-rays sold for a total of $45,000 back in 2010! Increasingly unnerving. Joe DiMaggio sold the vault above Marilyn to industrialist Richard Poncher after their divorce, and Poncher’s twisted dream was to be buried face down so he could see her. In 1986, he moved on.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture32-11.jpg)
Costs A Fortune, Obviously..
It Is Paperclip-shaped bookmarks are supposedly being sold by Tiffany & Co., which is notorious for selling expensive jewelry and other things for enough money to send a child to a safe school. One is available in silver for $165, while the 18-karat gold version costs a pittance at $1,500. Just for the record, you can purchase 1,000 paper clips right now on Amazon for around $8. Yes, we made sure of it.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture33-11.jpg)
‘Probably’
The “Probably not the original one” in parenthesis is one of our favorite parts. Oh, so you’re saying that? The Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh you’re selling for $200 is a reproduction, right? Why? Simply because the Museum of Modern Art in New York City has been displaying the original since 1941? If THEIR isn’t real, then you’re selling yourself short! MoMA, you’ve been warned!![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture34-11.jpg)
All Sorts Of Poop
Remember the days when you’d take dog excrement, put it in a bag, light it on fire, and then dump it at someone’s door? No? There is no denying that humanity has progressed since the 1980s, and these advancements have brought with them new and frightening technologies. In recent times, a number of websites have made it possible for anyone to order animal droppings to be sent to a friend or foe.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture37-11.jpg)
Delicious
If your mother was a character in a horror film, you’d be savoring these eggs packed with peanut butter and jelly. We were so sick from nausea that we didn’t even realize how much this individual had given up. For the record, we believe we have the recipe worked out: half an egg white stuffed with peanut butter and jam. It doesn’t need attending a culinary school to learn.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture35-11.jpg)
Is It Edible, Though?
As a first step, moving from Baltimore to Neptune Beach in Florida must have been quite an adjustment for this individual. As if by magic, he no longer had to await the arrival of the heavily armed cops guarding his exit. This hotdog-shaped sofa, on the other hand, is the subject at hand. Unless you’re willing to give him $500 to remove a sofa he doesn’t want and received for free off his hands, this vegan sad guy has strong morals.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture31-11.jpg)
So Cheap!
The meaning of life isn’t likely to make the top ten most popular products for sale on eBay, but there are lots of other items that do. Guess the joke is on us since in 2000 one merchant offered just that. To the highest bidder, they said, “I’ve learned the purpose for our existence, and I’ll gladly share this knowledge.” It’s a terrific sign of confidence when the first offer is only one penny.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture1-11.jpg)
The Most Unnecessary Thing In The World
Snacks resembling relics belonging to religious leaders are now seemingly possible. Are you satisfied? It’s probably not going to happen. Is anybody going to take advantage of it? Duh. One of these Doritos had been hailed in 2005 as looking like the Pope’s miter, the moniker given to his elaborate headgear at the time. Some of the world’s 1.34 billion Catholics could be interested, after all.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture2-11.jpg)
Is M16 Aware Of This?
Occasionally, a merchant will toss in a freebie. It may be a key ring, a flashlight, or the personal information of some well-known terrorists. The year was 2005, and everything occurred just as the pitch for a lousy Kevin James comedy would imply. A bidder in the United Kingdom paid about $30 for a Nikon digital camera on eBay. How surprised they were when they inserted the memory card into their computer and discovered Al-Qaeda members’ faces and fingerprints.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture4-11.jpg)
Chucky’s Friend For Sale
In case you’ve ever thought, “Man, I wish that was ME,” while watching one of the Child’s Plays or Annabelle movies: Good and terrible. There is good news and bad news about this situation. The good news is that your wishes may now come true, even if you are just a few fries shy of a Happy Meal. Porcelain and plastic dolls are sold on eBay and Etsy as “vessels” for the souls of the dead.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture5-11.jpg)
Carole
Have we got news for you if you’re a fan of huge cats and the eerie and convenient disappearances of one’s spouse? For a small fee, fans of their favorite celebrities can have their wishes read by their favorite public figures through the website Cameo.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture7-11.jpg)
‘Money Can’t Buy Me Love’
How long have you been depressed due to your loneliness? This means that you may pretend to have a romantic partner even if you don’t. Users may now create their own actual false boyfriends using the Invisible Boyfriend/Girlfriend service. Fill up a questionnaire, and then choose their appearance. A “how we met” tale is your last choice. You can get messages from a fictitious lover for $25 that are really sent by real individuals.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture9-11.jpg)
What Tha…
When professional sportsmen sign their own sneakers and other sports gear, it’s a great way to generate money. If you want a pair of Mike Tyson-signed Air Jordan’s, for example, you don’t have to be a basketball fan. As a result, sport-related things naturally include sport-related numbers. Because of this, it’s a bit perplexing to find a sneaker autographed by members of the Canadian rock band Nickelback.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture12-11.jpg)
Pay And Choose
Rumpelstiltskin, the traditional fairy tale about a small imp turning straw into gold in return for a young woman’s firstborn, pales in comparison to today’s modern world. When we learn about Lavonne Drummond, we believe the Grimm brothers would have had a fit. In 2009, a 36-year-old Arkansas woman who was jobless at the time sold the right to name her upcoming seventh child. eBay, on the other hand, was not having it and immediately removed four of her listings from the marketplace.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture14-11.jpg)
Flavors Of What?
Make flavors for potato chips out of items that aren’t even allowed in the United States. eBay is now selling two purses for $35. When we initially saw the bag, we assumed it was a joke. What a blunder we made. MSCHF, the firm in charge of them, was quite explicit about this in its purpose declaration.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture18-11.jpg)
‘You Never Know’
Who better to embody the American Dream than someone who abandons an old, worn-out tennis ball in the rain and then tries to sell it for $50? As a Sacramento resident, you may have been able to answer that question for yourself. The question is whether or not it will mature into a mature tree. Is it going to turn into a rose? Neither of the above choices seems likely, although it’s possible that someone brave/dumb enough to look into it did so.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture19-11.jpg)
Add Some Bling
Much remains to be clarified. To begin with, this woman used her phone to take photos and then submit them to Etsy. Not to compare ourselves to Sandra Bullock on the Internet, but wouldn’t it have been simpler to snap ordinary shots and share them instead? The major point here is selling a bottle of ranch dressing adorned with Swarovski crystals for $200, so let us not be diverted from that point of view here.![This image has an empty alt attribute](http://viralsharks.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/aV5ssbCZldw3OyiQ.jpg)
Celebrity Snot
Celebrity memorabilia is quite popular. Pawn Stars would be dull if people didn’t bring in things like Joe Pesci’s belly button lint. ‘ Those products, on the other hand, aren’t generally carriers of infectious illnesses. Scarlett Johansson made a decision to alter all that in 2008. When she appeared on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show with a cold, he gave her a tissue. She signed it, blew her nose, and then said she would sell it for charity.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture22-11.jpg)
A Christmas Story’s Famous Leg Lamp Is Back! Or Is It?..
What’s the greatest Christmas movie ever made?? The only two options are Die Hard and A Christmas Story. To begin, let’s talk about number one. Mr. Parker’s frightening leg lamp from the contest? eBay has a copy of a comparable model for sale. Because of the missing fishnet stocking and lampshade, we say “quite similar.” We’re guessing it’s simply a bulb in the form of a human leg.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture23-11.jpg)
Another Haunted Thing
His grandfather’s spirit was tormenting him as a 6-year-old youngster in 2004. That is where he was, and we don’t know how or why. Grandparents’ walking canes were all that was haunting him, his mother convinced him, in a parenting achievement that would be studied for years to come as opposed to other parents, the mom saw monetary signs.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture26-11.jpg)
Buy It For Someone You Hate
The little town of Cape St. George was able to defy both the rules of eBay and Canada. How? By attempting to sell the carcass of a dead whale. The corpse of a 40-foot whale washes up on Cape St. George’s beach in the summer of 2014. As a result of being informed they would be responsible for disposing of it, they decided to put it up for sale on eBay. eBay pulled the plug on the auction after bidding reached $2,025 due to the company’s anti-animal sales policy.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture27-11.jpg)
Timberlake’s Toast
In 2000, a Madison, Wisconsin youngster paid $1,025 for a plate of French toast that had already been eaten. Is that possible? What if we told you that Justin Timberlake once indulged in some French toast? Yeah, it’s still a little crazy. But this is a true tale. According to reports, J.T. showed up for a morning interview at New York radio station Z-100. French toast was served to him, but he was unable to eat it. In the wake of Timberlake’s departure, the DJ placed it up for sale on eBay.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture28-11.jpg)
A Quadruple Peanut
Many internet marketplaces include a section called “oddities,” where you’ll generally discover the most unusual items. Everyone wants a newborn Chupacabra skeleton, right? But they can’t all be the cryptids’ mortal corpses. The most fascinating thing about these curiosities is, hmm, a triple peanut? That’s about correct, I think. We’ll take it, I suppose. For certainly, this isn’t the form of a peanut you see every day.![This image has an empty alt attribute](http://viralsharks.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/6W3AIXcxWOzQtjZQ.jpg)
Britney’s Chewing Gum
Celebrity memorabilia is quite popular. The sole reason to visit a Hard Rock Cafe is for the music. As a result, although collecting celebrity memorabilia is as ancient as the hills, certain celebrities seem to have a— special following. For example, take Britney Spears. This is going to shock her when she’s eventually released from her conservatorship. Britney Spears’ chewing gum was posted on eBay in 2004 by a fan who claimed it belonged to her.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture36-11.jpg)
A Facebook Profile
In 2018, you may remember the Cambridge Analytica controversy as that thing you ignored because you were too busy playing Candy Crush to care. In any event, Oli Frost has his eyes on the prize! After realizing that everyone else was profiting from his personal information, the Londoner decided to put his complete Facebook history up for auction. Every post and remark he made, as well as every picture and video he ever shared, were included in the database.![](http://lifemgzn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Picture39-11.jpg)
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